Elysian Shadows

OMG. So I'm sitting in the kitchen, enjoying a nice cup of coffee..And I see a fucking raccoon crawling out of the forest!!

This fucker had visited out house before, and for somereason, everytime we tried to scare it away, it just sat there in the bushes. We though it had rabies b/c of its unusual behavior--Why the fuck wasn't it scared?

But when I see it again, I realize it couldn't have had rabies, or else it'd be dead by now. So I simply knock on the window to scare it away.

Instead of going away, it looks at me. Then, it walks right up to the window where I am, and climbs up onto the window seal on the outside, so it's pressed right up against the glass. I'm like, OMFG, AWESOME!

So I open the window ((leaving the screen in)) in an attempt to scare it off ((the window opens outwards and almost knocked it off the ledge thingy)) and instead of running, once again, it starts trying to open the screen. O.O;; WTF?!?!?!?

So we go around to our big screen side door, and it follows. We open the glass and quickly try to close the screen, but OMG, it litterally had its nose in out house. It was trying to get in.

WTF? Was this some kind of an old house pet or something? Why the hell asn't it attacking me??????

So finally I bused out mu camera and got movies and pics...It's AWESOME. I'll post some pics in a sec.

Oh my god! I can't wait.

These are the only two pics that turned out right--I tried to take some through the screen, but you can't really see much. These two were taken when I actually opened the good--And I kid you not as I was taking it that fucker was trying to get in out house.




As for the movie...IDK, it's in gai fone foremat, I'll try to conver it later.

I stared into the eyes of the vicous creature. I swear he was 10 feet tall if he was an inch...

Nobody liked my basass coon pics? WTF's wrong wit you ppl?

Nobody liked my basass coon pics? WTF's wrong wit you ppl?

No, babe it's great coon clipage =]

Dude. I lovem. I think its cute.