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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Postby jmcintyretech on Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:04 pm

The fuck did I just read.

On a side note, I actually feel really bad. I mean I think we all wrote rediculous verbose shit when we started out.

Hope that guy learns how to code for real and doesn't end up quitting.
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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Postby EdBoon on Sun Nov 16, 2014 12:55 pm

hahaha, wow. that can't be serious?!? the variable names are amazing
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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Postby AaronGlazer on Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:46 pm

I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.

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Apparently accessing the site via SSL doesn't work properly, so the login page just displays some fancy techwords to trick non-computer-savvy people into believing they're safe (while actually doing nothing).

The myVariables are pretty nice too.

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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Postby phpHavok on Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:24 pm

AaronGlazer wrote:I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.

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Apparently accessing the site via SSL doesn't work properly, so the login page just displays some fancy techwords to trick non-computer-savvy people into believing they're safe (while actually doing nothing).

The myVariables are pretty nice too.

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I can't believe this isn't a joke... Hahaha!! :lol:
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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Postby EdBoon on Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:31 pm

Yeah, no kidding. That's pretty funny.
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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Postby dandymcgee on Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:39 pm

AaronGlazer wrote:I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.
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Wow, that guy must have been high as fuck.
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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Postby Falco Girgis on Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:34 pm

Some of the latest coding threads in this forum have dealt a serious blow to my faith in humanity...
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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Postby YourNerdyJoe on Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:09 pm

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AaronGlazer wrote:I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.

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Apparently accessing the site via SSL doesn't work properly, so the login page just displays some fancy techwords to trick non-computer-savvy people into believing they're safe (while actually doing nothing).

The myVariables are pretty nice too.

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lol! the suits up in Washington probably think it's mad secure too.
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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Postby dandymcgee on Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:50 pm

Just found this today..
if (sTo == null == false)
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//do stuff
}
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