The Official "I WILL RAPEZ YOU AT CHESS!!!!!" Topic

[eatcomics]

I'll go for it... but I suck, so I'll be out pretty quick xP

[ismetteren]

I have completely missed this topic :P

I actually played in chess.com but i stopped, since I felt like one had to study the game full time for years just to get the slightest clue about how to play decently.

[cndr]

I'm interested in this, I'm not too good at chess, you'll defiantly see me trade off queens alot, and try to get into an endgame. You can see some examples of my game play at chess.com my user name is cndr.

[Arce]

Aighty, cool. That's four people thus far. I think MDK and another irc guy would join as well...I'm hoping we can get 8-12 before starting.

And I'm debating whether or not we should allow Winawer to join or not...

Avansc? Anybody else? You don't have to be expiernced--this is just for fun. We'll de decide on dates, times, format, and pairing when we get a few more.

[eatcomics]

/me goes and reads up on chess strategies

[cndr]

what time controls are you thinking of, and tournament style (round robin, swiss, elimination)?

[Winawer]

I'd say double round robin, knockout or both. Swiss pairing is not ideal for this type of event.

[Arce]

1.e4e5
2.Nf3Nc6
3.Bb5Nd4
4.Nxd4exd4
5.O-Oc6
6.Ba4b5
7.Bb3Bb7
8.d3Qe7
9.c4b4
10.a3Nf6
11.axb4Qxb4
12.Ra4Qe7
13.Bg5h6
14.Bh4g5
15.Bg3Bg7
16.f4g4
17.e5Nh7
18.Qxg4O-O
19.f5f6
20.e6dxe6
21.fxe6f5
22.Rxf5Nf6
23.Qd1c5
24.Nd2Qxe6
25.Rxc5Nd7
26.Rc7Bc6
27.c5Bd5
28.Bd6Qe3+
29.Kh1Bxb3
30.Qxb3+Kh8
31.Qd1Rf2
32.Ne4Rc2
33.Ra1Rxb2
34.Rxd7Rb3
Resign

This was a really fun game when playing it. Look at the way he saved his queen from the white bishop (after a long think). If he'd have caught my mistake on 31 and taken my absolutely free knight, he would have taken the lead by a point and I would be forced to move rook to a1.

Lemme know what you think!

[wearymemory]

1.e4e5
2.Nf3Nc6
3.Bb5Nd4
...

I believe I've cracked the encryption, sir. We should contact The Enterprise!

[Arce]

Anybody still up for that tournament? i'd love to give it a go.

[eatcomics]

I guess I'm up for it
long as I'm not on vacation... which I will be next month...

[MadPumpkin]

Sweet, just signed up.

[Arce]

Allrighty! Anybody interested, I'm proposing double round robin with 30 minutes for time.

We will post all games here, and score updates. I'd like to get a final head-count, so anybody interested, please post now. So far, here's the player list:

• Arce
  Eatcomics
  Winawer
  MadPumpKin
  Cndr??
  ismetteren??

I'd say we all play from chess.com, simply because it's got fair time controls and would be easier to coordinate if all from the same site. I'd very much like to spectate these games as they go on, but us all being present for all games isn't actually necessary. We can just as easily arrange the games to occur at times convenient for both contestants.

In double round robin, everybody plays every other player twice. You are awarded 1 point for a win, half a point for a draw, and zero points for a loss. At the end of the tournament, the person with the most points wins!

If there's a tie at the end, I say we settle it by "best of 3" Blitz (10 minute games) just to be epic. ;p

And finalllllyyy....

What does the winner get!? A virtual TROPHY!

[Arce]

Oh, and I considered adding a rule:

"Winawer is not allowed to play while sober."

However, I've recently been informed that he may actually be better while intoxicated. So, for the sake of dignity, we'll allow him to play in whatever state of mind he happens to be in at the time. ;p

[dandymcgee]

I suck at chess.. but have fun! Maybe I'll spectate.