So I'm driving down Hughes Road.

[Falco Girgis]

When suddenly this wreck happens right in front of me. Some stupid bitch was sitting on her cell and not paying attention to the road. So she makes a left turn and winds up in the wrong damn lane going towards traffic. Some innocent guy pulls out of a parking lot and boom! head-on collision.

Even when they hit, the girl didn't put her damn phone down even ONCE. That guy looked like he was going to rip her a new asshole.

So anyway, let this be a lesson to you level 0 n00bs who can't drive yet. Get off the fucking cell phone and drive before you kill somebody!