Post Everytime You Take A Shit

This is a section with real-life examples of posts you shouldn't make.

Postby Orgodemirk on Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:05 pm

Image
A glitch?
Image
User avatar
Orgodemirk
Chaos Rift Devotee
Chaos Rift Devotee
 
Posts: 790
Joined: Fri May 21, 2004 8:05 pm
Location: <pos>

Postby Wutai on Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:41 pm

Quick, lock the topic!

Better yet, delete it.
This is a joke about unfunny jokes. And bad use of irony.
User avatar
Wutai
Chaos Rift God
Chaos Rift God
 
Posts: 1510
Joined: Sat May 29, 2004 3:30 am
Location: Currently incarcerated.

Postby MarauderIIC on Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:08 am

Why? It's pointless but it's not offensive.
I realized the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned.
User avatar
MarauderIIC
Respected Programmer
Respected Programmer
 
Posts: 3406
Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:05 pm
Location: Maryland, USA

Postby Xylene on Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:41 am

Most of the people here are redneck Christian conservative scum bags who should commit suicide becuase they have a chance to reproduce.


Now it's offensive.
Xylene
 

Postby spideyspiderman2000 on Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:32 am

XD
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?


I HATE Jack Thompson!
User avatar
spideyspiderman2000
Chaos Rift Demigod
Chaos Rift Demigod
 
Posts: 1177
Joined: Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:28 pm
Location: Stupid Kansas

Postby JS Lemming on Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:25 am

If I'm redneck I'd hate to see what you are.
Small girl at the harbor wrote:Look Brandon, that crab's got ham!
User avatar
JS Lemming
Game Developer
Game Developer
 
Posts: 2383
Joined: Fri May 21, 2004 5:09 pm
Location: C:\CON\CON

Postby spideyspiderman2000 on Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:47 pm

He lives in New Jersey, therefore, he's a... um.... New... Jersey.... person... yeah.
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?


I HATE Jack Thompson!
User avatar
spideyspiderman2000
Chaos Rift Demigod
Chaos Rift Demigod
 
Posts: 1177
Joined: Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:28 pm
Location: Stupid Kansas

Postby Wutai on Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:53 pm

JSL is the farthest thing from a redneck, as am I.
This is a joke about unfunny jokes. And bad use of irony.
User avatar
Wutai
Chaos Rift God
Chaos Rift God
 
Posts: 1510
Joined: Sat May 29, 2004 3:30 am
Location: Currently incarcerated.

Postby FredDibnah on Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:50 pm

As am I.
Image
User avatar
FredDibnah
Chaos Rift Maniac
Chaos Rift Maniac
 
Posts: 432
Joined: Fri Jul 02, 2004 9:54 pm
Location: Behind you!

Postby Wutai on Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:52 pm

Ah...

I think everyone in Fred's family is as green-necked as possible.
This is a joke about unfunny jokes. And bad use of irony.
User avatar
Wutai
Chaos Rift God
Chaos Rift God
 
Posts: 1510
Joined: Sat May 29, 2004 3:30 am
Location: Currently incarcerated.

Postby Xylene on Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:30 pm

What about your parents? I bet they're conservative!
Xylene
 

Postby DJ Yoshi on Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:38 pm

Go back to your dirty state and ugly women.
There is no signature.
DJ Yoshi
Game Developer
Game Developer
 
Posts: 1021
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:12 pm
Location: Madison, AL

Postby Xylene on Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:26 am

DJ Yoshi wrote:Go back to your dirty state and ugly women.


New Jersey has the finest emo girls in the nation, thank you very much.
Xylene
 

Postby Wutai on Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:36 pm

My mom slit her wrists because of you.

She's in the hospital right now.
This is a joke about unfunny jokes. And bad use of irony.
User avatar
Wutai
Chaos Rift God
Chaos Rift God
 
Posts: 1510
Joined: Sat May 29, 2004 3:30 am
Location: Currently incarcerated.

Postby Xylene on Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:55 pm

Wutai wrote:My mom slit her wrists because of you.

She's in the hospital right now.

Cool.
Xylene
 

PreviousNext

Return to *(NULL) - Posts You Shouldn't Make

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron