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Milon's Secret Castle ... Impossible???

Postby KuramaYoko10 on Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:38 pm

This is a shit right there.... by this "nerd" review this game should suck and would make me explode my video-game :shock:

Well you guys better watch it and see by yourselves :

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Re: Milon's Secret Castle ... Impossible???

Postby MarauderIIC on Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:42 pm

I own that game. I've never beat it, nor do I particularly like it. Also, I can't hear the review because I'm at school =)
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Re: Milon's Secret Castle ... Impossible???

Postby LeonBlade on Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:45 pm

AVGN is the shit...
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Re: Milon's Secret Castle ... Impossible???

Postby dandymcgee on Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:57 pm

Haha that's a funny game :P
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Re: Milon's Secret Castle ... Impossible???

Postby Moosader on Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:07 pm

I agree with sir Nerd, particularly about not being able to recognize secret bricks. It's almost like the old adventure game pixel-hunt for some key thing you missed.
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Re: Milon's Secret Castle ... Impossible???

Postby trufun202 on Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:42 am

I played this game growing up. It wasn't too bad, but it was a royal pain to shoot bubbles at an angle for EVERY damn tile.

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Re: Milon's Secret Castle ... Impossible???

Postby mgold07 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:16 am

Never played it ... it looks aaaaaaaawesome ><. No, not impossible, just annoying and requiring the devvers assistance to complete ^^
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Re: Milon's Secret Castle ... Impossible???

Postby deryni21 on Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:28 pm

avgn is jsut brilliant watch his dark towers user content review funniest thing i had seen in a while because he jsut starts yelling stupid shit they told him to yell
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Re: Milon's Secret Castle ... Impossible???

Postby resatti on Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:59 pm

:shock: HOLY SHINOBI :shock:

Milon's Secret Castle is cheap, the dragon dude(s) is VERY VERY VERY hard and IF YOU DIE then you have to go and do the same thin for probably DOZENS OF DOZENS of times to finally getting close to killing "it".

and its a bit confusing
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R: What do you want for breakfast, L?

L: Well, let's see. I want tacos, waffles, and snickerdoodle.

A: Snickerdoodle?

R: Tacos and waffles don't go together, L.

L: I know that, R. A, snickerdoodle is a German cookie.

A: Well, whay didn't you say so, L? My butt just got equiped with a cookie gun!

R and L: Gun?

R: Run, L, A is gonna shoot us with his...

...whatever it is called!!!! Come on, L!

(L gets hit in the back of the head with a cookie and becomes unconsis.)

R: L!?

(Cookies fly everywhere, but R manages to escape)

A: It's going out of control!!!!! I can't stop it! Ohh......

(A explodes with a loud and thunderous BAM POP SLASH!)

The house (which belongs to L) no longer existed. A blew up and left R wondering what happened to A and L. R checked out the scene and saw no trace of A or L. There were many questions to be asked: Where is L and A? Is L and A alive? How did A get a cookie gun in his a**? No one knew the answer.

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