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New Tomb Raider

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:53 am
by Falco Girgis
Is absolutely fucking amazing.

It's like Uncharted with a huge exploration factor, RPG elements, and more responsive gameplay. It also has this really eerie, almost Residet Evil 4-esque atmosphere that I absolutely love. I haven't been this goddamn excited to play a video game in awhile, and I have never wanted to sleep with a video game character as much as I want to bone the new Lara Croft. Scared, but tough little survivor with a tight body Lara Croft is so much sexier than old Lara... I would do terrible things to her. She's finally a relatable character, and it just makes her that much more attractive.

Anybody else played this game? Thoughts?

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:14 am
by Falco Girgis
Seriously? Nobody has any opinions about this game? Fine, maybe some hot Lara pseudo-porn will encourage participation.

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Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:07 pm
by dandymcgee

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:18 pm
by Falco Girgis
I must be the only straight man on these boards... :shock:

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:12 am
by skywalker
Hi i have seen thsi game logo and tutorila it was really fantastic

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:16 pm
by dandymcgee
Falco Girgis wrote:I must be the only straight man on these boards... :shock:
At this point I think you may be the only PERSON on these forums. Perhaps another live stream is coming due? :P

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:26 pm
by gamenovice
dandymcgee wrote:
Falco Girgis wrote:I must be the only straight man on these boards... :shock:
At this point I think you may be the only PERSON on these forums. Perhaps another live stream is coming due? :P
yes... just all my yes :mrgreen:

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:37 pm
by Falco Girgis
dandymcgee wrote:
Falco Girgis wrote:I must be the only straight man on these boards... :shock:
At this point I think you may be the only PERSON on these forums. Perhaps another live stream is coming due? :P
i was actually thinking another AiGD is due...

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:40 pm
by gamenovice
Falco Girgis wrote:
dandymcgee wrote:
Falco Girgis wrote:I must be the only straight man on these boards... :shock:
At this point I think you may be the only PERSON on these forums. Perhaps another live stream is coming due? :P
i was actually thinking another AiGD is due...
today officially just got better

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:51 pm
by dandymcgee
Falco Girgis wrote:i was actually thinking another AiGD is due...
I almost said that, but you have enough on your lone plate as it is.

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 8:22 pm
by Falco Girgis
dandymcgee wrote:
Falco Girgis wrote:i was actually thinking another AiGD is due...
I almost said that, but you have enough on your lone plate as it is.
I do, but I want to carry the load again. :)

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 6:46 am
by MarauderIIC
Comments like that almost make me program in my free time again.

Almost.

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 9:12 am
by Falco Girgis
Been playing the shit out of this game more... It's definitely the best game I've played in a long time, and one of my new all-time favorites. Any girl who has the balls to hide in a river of blood from a bunch of cult assholes is totally my type.

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Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 9:50 pm
by gamenovice
crystal dynamics really didnt hold back did they :shock:

Re: New Tomb Raider

Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 4:22 pm
by Falco Girgis
No, they didn't. I'm going to marry Lara Croft...